A Wild Syth Skybolt Appears!

A small kitten walks in and begins to paw curiously at a red button with the requisite clichéd [WARNING] label slapped onto it. Half a world away, a biologically enhanced giant squid releases a cloud of rainbow coloured ink containing innumerable nanobots. Somewhere in Timbuktu, 20 quid slowly flutters to the ground. At the same time, a college student at Olds College, Alberta, discovers why using his laptop power-bar to heat his cheap saké is an inadvisable idea.

All these events are connected. Sadly, you will never know how, as they have absolutely nothing to do with this topic. 'This topic' happens to be me, and why I may possibly be slightly infectious, as well as a serial doofus, incompetent breakdance poseur and banned in 3 and 4/13 States including the Principality of Sealand.

I'm Syth Skybolt. I also respond to Seth or Mei, though if you call me something regularly enough I'll probably start responding to that as well.

I've been playing RS for about 8 1/2 years, and I'm just as lazy and ignorant as I was when I started. I tend to be something of a loner at times, so don't be offended if I kinda brush you off if you try to start a conversation. I swing between untalkative and incomprehensible nonsense at the drop of a hat; if I'm in a chatty mood, you'll probably see it in the cc.

Aside from RS, I pass the time watching cartoons for kids half my age, reading fantasy books and trawling through gigabytes of terribly written fanfiction. As stated above, I tend to be a massive dork, so if you're looking for a couple coolkids to hang out with, you might wanna look for the people doing their level best not to have anything to do with me.

Also, to those whom it may concern, *fistbunp*

Stay watchful Hamsteaks, the stairs are treacherous, but we will prevail!

Welcome.

Also in my humble opinion the best intro on a forums Iv ever seen.