Classy Cam (Tavern Troll)

Hey guys, I'm Cam (well no duh your likely saying). I may have only been with the Tavern for about 2 months but I love it here, and people make me laugh, and hope I'm able to do the same. I've been 'Scaping since December of '08? (I think). I am a bit younger than most in the clan, and I may say some stuff thats a bit off colour, but I never mean to offend, so just yell at me if you feel something I've said was offensive.

For some reason I can not remember having an opening for a troll, lol.

Take a seat and have a tea!

Would you happen to have carbonated sugar water flavored with syrups? I don't like tea that much. :O

Lol, nice way to dissect soft drinks.
Sadly though, they have not been invented yet...as we are supposed to be a medieval - renaissance/ fantasy tavern, thanks to Jagex.

More renaissance then older , even though we have full armor.. since potatoes and tomatoes have already been imported from the yet to be found far lands... don't ask me how.. maybe they floated over..

Coconuts and pineapples float long distances, do we have those too?